The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.