The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.