The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barkley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.