The Hamstring Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.