The Committee Backfield Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Barkley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.