The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
79%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.