The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.