The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.