The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.