The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Barkley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barkley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.