The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.