The Phantom Flag Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Barkley gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.