The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.