The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Barkley will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.