The Committee Backfield Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Ref: "Number Barkley, that's a flag." Barkley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Barkley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.