The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.