The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barkley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.