The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.