The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Tucker gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.