The Late Scratch Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Tucker loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tucker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.