The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Tucker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Tucker, Tucker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.