The Late Scratch Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- The broadcast shows Tucker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.