The Hamstring Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Tucker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.