The Committee Backfield Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“The broadcast shows Tucker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
79%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Tucker, Tucker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.