The Fumble Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Coach says Tucker is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tucker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.