The Hamstring Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Tucker runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
91%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tucker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.