The Late Scratch Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Tucker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.