The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Tucker is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Tucker, Tucker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.