The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.