The Stuffed Run Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Coach says Tucker is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.