The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.