The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Tucker loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
78%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.