The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Tucker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.