The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Tucker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.