The Stuffed Run Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Tucker rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tucker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.