The Fumble Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Tucker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.