The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach says Tucker is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
89%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tucker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.