The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Tucker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tucker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.