The Hamstring Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Tucker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tucker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.