The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Tucker, that's a flag." Tucker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.