The Late Scratch Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Tucker, that's a flag." Tucker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.