The Hamstring Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“The broadcast shows Tucker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tucker's stadium. Only over Tucker.
82%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.