The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Tucker gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tucker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.