The Hamstring Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Tucker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tucker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.