The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Tucker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.