The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Tucker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tucker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.