The Late Scratch Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tucker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.