The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Tucker will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Tucker, Tucker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.