The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Tucker breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.