The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Tucker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.